Person: “I’m a professional football player.”

Person 2: “Wow that’s impressive. Who you play for?”

Person: “I just play by myself.”

Person 2: -_-

So you see that madness? That’s how stupid someone sounds to me when they say the model for themselves, with no agency. Like, I can see how, but I don’t see how.

Like, no bitch, you model (and probably sell  slim tea) on Instagram. Claim your shame.